FINALLY, A REASON
TO BE ON YOUR PHONE.
Log sets, reps, weight and reps in reserve without breaking your flow. Because shouting “LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!” is not a valid progressive-overload strategy.

Another day. Another case of gains.
TRAIN LIKE A BRO.
PAPERWORK LIKE A PROFESSIONAL.
Track workouts, bodyweight, progress, Bro Leagues, and all your gym business — with just the right amount of gymbro culture.
Show off for your gym crush. Log it for yourself. Only one of them leaves a record.
Seriously useful tools, deeply unserious commentary. Actual gym intelligence with the right amount of gymbro humour.
Log sets, reps, weight and reps in reserve without breaking your flow. Because shouting “LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!” is not a valid progressive-overload strategy.

Another day. Another case of gains.
Full workout history, editable entries and a personal exercise library. Perfect for the next time your gymbro claims he benched four plates “for easy reps.”

If it ain’t logged, it ain’t lifted.
Strength Check, Gains Radar, effective sets and the 14-Day Grind Report. Are you growing, plateauing, or just choosing better gym lighting?

Track bodyweight, calories and steps, then estimate maintenance from predictions or logged trends. Your genetics did not eat that extra pizza, bro.

Heavyweights. Gym Attendance. High fives, PR callouts and roasts that never clock out. Your lifting buddies are now your sworn administrative rivals.

🔥 Dr. K filed a suspicious new PR.
🙌 Simone high-fived Simi’s bench attempt.
📋 Gunni’s leg day is still under audit.
BroCracy's free PWA and iOS beta let invited athletes log their training today. The Coach Desk is being prepared: planned client rosters, attendance and progress insights, all in one place. The pictured dashboard is an illustrative preview, not a live client portal.
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