THE BRO COUNCIL / HEADQUARTERS

WELCOME TO
BRO HQ.

Your gains are under investigation, bro. The Bro Council has reviewed your file. Beyond the rack, our departments and independent partners help you navigate what comes next.

DIRECTORY OF DEPARTMENTS
FILE 001 / PERFORMANCE

Department
of Gains

Your gains won't file themselves.

Need a real plan for the work you're putting in? Meet the Bro Council for strength and hypertrophy training plans, practical nutrition support, remote check-ins and data-informed progress reviews. Your training deserves more than “just add weight, bro.”

The Bro Council

Dr. Eduard Anton · Training Plans, Nutrition Guidance & Remote Coaching

“Your gains have been denied. Please contact your assigned BroCracy officer.”

Your gym buddy says, “Just add more weight, bro.” The Bro Council would like to inspect the evidence. I’m Dr. Eduard Anton, founder of BroCracy and a gymbro with a deeply unreasonable relationship to training logs. Ask about personal training plans, hypertrophy, practical nutrition guidance and progress reviews. Remote support is possible: keep logging in BroCracy and share selected training records for feedback. Less gym folklore. More useful coaching. Proper paperwork.

Meet your Bro Council coach
FILE 002 / COMMUNITY

The Bro
Network

Good bros don't let bros lift alone.

Progress is personal, but good connections make life better. The Bro Network brings together people, independent businesses and ideas worth knowing—inside the gym and beyond.

FILE 003 / LIFE

Department of
Broken Hearts

Not every broken heart needs another set of incline bench.

Looking jacked, bro. Who hurt you? Not every heartbreak comes with a name. Sometimes it is a relationship, a thesis covered in red comments, or life throwing an unexpected curveball. This department brings together different people and perspectives to help you find your next move.

FILE 004 / EXCEPTIONS

Department of
Special Requests

Your case is special, bro. Aren't they all?

Not every question fits a standard category. Whether it's an unusual goal, a collaboration idea or a challenge we haven't thought of yet, the Bro Council has a desk for it.

THE BRO COUNCIL / INCOMING CASE FILE

FILE A SPECIAL REQUEST.

Coaching questions, collaborations or a mission that refuses to fit a standard form? Send your case to the Council. We review requests by email, not by carrier pigeon.

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